This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
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Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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