Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
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I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
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Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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