Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
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Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
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It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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