real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
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he shaved USA in his pubs
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
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Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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