is your mom at the bar?
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
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Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
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I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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