If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
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I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
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I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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