If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
A few issues tonight. 1) Drunk since 1pm. 2) At the bar at 4pm. 3) James brought his sister, who has enormous breasts, isnt shy about cleavage, obviously slutty, and makes me want to do things that would even have Atheists sending me to hell. However, she's wearing glitter, so all Im thinking about is Edward Cullen. Go ahead and rip up my Man Card.
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
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oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
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I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
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