He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
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im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
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Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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