cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
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Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
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You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
A+ Viking dick
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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