Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
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When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
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You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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