I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
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Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
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I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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