wakey wakey hands off snakey
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
I accidentally asked my mom for a blowjob because 'mom' and 'molly' are next to each other in my address book.
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and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
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I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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