he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
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she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
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I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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