This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
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I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
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who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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