quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
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she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
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The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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