I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
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He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
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There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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