the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
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maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
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Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
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