you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
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my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
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I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
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