I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
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To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
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How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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