She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
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it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
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totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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