Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
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Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
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He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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