chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
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Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
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My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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