fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
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This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
the liver wants what the liver wants
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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