I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
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If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
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On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
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