What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
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I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
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How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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