We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
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