Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
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I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
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Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
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