No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
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Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
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It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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