i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
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I don't have enough holes for all these australians
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
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It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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