But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
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I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
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both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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