I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
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Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
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I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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