so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
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Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
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I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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