i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
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This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
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walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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