I am puke
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
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Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
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She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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