youre lurking in front of me
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
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Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
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My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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