Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
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Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
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Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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