Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
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the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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