What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
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Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
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Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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