I'm eating all of the evidence.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
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All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
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im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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