just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
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New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
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He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
In other news, I just burned my penis
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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