the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
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There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
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You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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