Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Me too!
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
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When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
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The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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