she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
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It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
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How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
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