If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
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The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
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You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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