i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
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just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
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I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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