Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
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My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
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They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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