I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
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I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
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I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
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