Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
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I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
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He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
I came so hard my ears popped.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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