The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
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First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
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using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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