Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
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Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
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Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
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